the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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