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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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