i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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