I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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