is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
this just has baby written all over it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i now understand why vodka
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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