She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
