i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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