Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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