drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You're breaking my sexual little heart
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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