Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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