I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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