super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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