I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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