so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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