dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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