It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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