I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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