Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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