First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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