I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
