Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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