Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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