So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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