Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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