Christians are straight up FREAKS
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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