Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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