Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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