Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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