happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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