I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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