i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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