i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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