So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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