It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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