i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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