Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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