So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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