my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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