I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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