I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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