Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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