she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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