Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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