Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We have started to decorate penises.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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