i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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