why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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