fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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