Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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