you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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