She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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