How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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