4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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