Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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