somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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