I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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