How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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