Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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